Dame Fatima Fazackerley, a widow
Polly, Dame Fazackerley’s elder daughter
Goldilocks, Dame Fazackerley’s younger daughter
Cuthbert, a young, upper-class stranger
Montmorency, one of Cuthbert’s manservants
Archibald, one of Cuthbert’s manservants
Mr Merryweather, an elderly village gentleman
Mother Carbuncle, the village witch
Daddy Martian
Mummy Martian
Baby Martian
Maxihillion Megalux, a Martian bartender
Marzipan, Mars Bar girl
Caramel, Mars Bar girl
Fondant, Mars Bar girl
Professor Asteroid, Martian scientist
Stella, Martian woman
Venus, Martian woman
Jack, village boy
Jill, village girl
Dick, village boy
Tommy, village boy
Fairy Snowdrop
Fairy Bluebell, assistant to Fairy Snowdrop
Fairy Narcissus, assistant to Fairy Snowdrop
&
Chorus of villagers and Martians